Whimsically maniacal purveyor of arbitrary and capricious acts of mancrame for over a decade. MyFrogHasHat self-identifies as an unnecessarily but delightfully maximalist and ornate roper, because kink is hardly about the bare necessities. Offering custom, hand-crafted hempy hugs, with focuses on: ornamental, decorative ties; evolving application of knots and weaves; constriction; rope-based CBT; and punishingly pushing the limits of badinage. He likes to think he’s infamously known as a menace to testicles everywhere, and actual reviews include “ouch, but fun,” as well as a series of screams and gargling noises. Periodic teacher and community resource on processing and/or coloring natural fibers. Chicago-based.